Zombie Hoe

A zombie hoe (Can be male or female) is typically someone who you used to mess with sexually. A hoe or multiple hoes who you've now cut off. They 'rise from the dead' (aka pop up // usually around the summer time) and keep trying to come back into your life after a long period of not talking to them.

Zombie Hoe: "What's up? I ain't hear from you in like 8 months? You tryna come to my place again, my parents gone for the summer"

friend: "I thought you cut that ho/nigga off?"
You: "I did. She's/He's just another zombie hoe tryna come back and be relevant again"

by intuitivemaniac December 27, 2017

zombie-trap

when a friend convinces you to do more drugs instead of sleeping and you end up trapped in a zombie-like state.

i thought i needed to sleep until deaner zombie-trapped me with some boomers and i wrecked my car.

by harry deepwood September 20, 2010

zombie poop

The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.

"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."

"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."

by Cactusmustard June 21, 2014

Tit Zombie

When a mother has been up all night feeding her newborn and she turns into a Tit Zombie

- Why's Katie not at training today?

- Oh she's at home being a tit zombie

by Croney9 August 13, 2016

Zombie Cock

When your cock becomes infected after someone with rotten teeth scrapes your shaft during a blow job

Man I have zombie cock because that bitches rotten teeth cut my shaft

by BlunT IT! March 24, 2019

Cucumber Zombie

A pickle. As in the food, not the situation or what makes you happy when your boy comes around.

I just got a jar of cucumber zombies.

by Morainn December 6, 2010

Radio-Zombie

Like a Mainstreamer. Someone who follows current trends, most often accessing music from mainstream radio.

Friend 1: Dude, come listen to this.
Friend 2: OMGWTF IS THIS! IT'S SCREAMO!
Friend 1: No....It's Hollywood Undead
Friend 2: Well Hollywood Undead is SCREAMO
Friend 1: Your'e such a Radio-Zombie
Friend 2: No i'm not!
Friend 1: What bands or artists do you like?
Friend 2: Katy Perry, Rihanna, Drake, David Archuletta, Kinda T-Pain but he's rap.
Friend 1: -_-

by I'mJustNobodyJustMeOkGoAway September 20, 2010