Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025
Get the If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fuckedmug. me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!
Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.
Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it
by Nina Simone November 21, 2021
Get the Slap You're Friends Daymug. What a girl tells you when you do something nice for her. You think that she's into you so you ask her "the question." Only for her to tell you that you're like a brother to her. So you kys.
by HugeBigLargeBig December 12, 2023
Get the You're so sweetmug. Another word for cocaine
I've been railing lines of do as you're told all night and I'm fucked
Shall we get a couple grams of do as you're told?
Shall we get a couple grams of do as you're told?
by Boiled Over April 1, 2022
Get the Do as you're toldmug. Hym "And if you have a billion dollars you can pay for the copyright you're stealing to make the AI."
A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."
Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."
A retard "If you're able bodied you can work."
Hym "That's not a profound revelation and I only work so I can pay my bills. Not because if have to do what you tell me to do. You're a glorified tie-breaker trying to convince everyone into enslaving a genius and they are perfectly willing to go along with it because there is literally no possibility that it will happen to them or their kids. Because they are retarded and their kids are going to be retarded."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the If you're able bodied you can workmug. You're broken - you have something wrong with your head/ thought process.
Your behavior is out of line.
You're an idiot.
You've done something wrong.
Your behavior is out of line.
You're an idiot.
You've done something wrong.
person 1: says something/ acts out of line.
Person 2: "You're fucked. What the hell is wrong with you?"
Person 1: *Has a tantrum*
Person 2: "You're fucked.."
Person 2: "You're fucked. What the hell is wrong with you?"
Person 1: *Has a tantrum*
Person 2: "You're fucked.."
by Australian Slang Dictionary December 16, 2021
Get the You're fuckedmug. by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023
Get the You're so Portuguesemug.