by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023
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It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.
Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.
If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.
Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.
If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023
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A slight modification of Widows 10 with some more tweaks and bullshit. People use it because Microshit says it's going to be safer and more compatible in the future.
Fun Fact: On windows 7, you would go to control panel and search resolution.
On windows 11,
You go to Display Settings > Advanced Display Settings > Display Adapter Properties > List All Modes. Choose the lowest option and you may reduce your resolution even more if you go back to Display Settings > Resolution.
Fun Fact: On windows 7, you would go to control panel and search resolution.
On windows 11,
You go to Display Settings > Advanced Display Settings > Display Adapter Properties > List All Modes. Choose the lowest option and you may reduce your resolution even more if you go back to Display Settings > Resolution.
by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023
Get the Windows 11 mug.someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.
Bob: What you stop for?
John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.
Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?
John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.
Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist
John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.
Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?
John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.
Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist
by kayanker January 13, 2011
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by George Richards May 27, 2011
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by robbie141267 July 31, 2012
Get the facebook window shoppers mug.The time just after you score a goal in FIFA when you are more susceptible to an equaliser or another goal being scored against you as you are a) suffering from hubris b) you aren't concentrating very hard.
1: I can't believe you just got a goal back.
2: that's the complacency window mate.
1: it's not fair when you have Ronaldo
2: that's the complacency window mate.
1: it's not fair when you have Ronaldo
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