Walmart walnut

When you nut on someone in a Walmart

Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?

Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.

by Shin Tsukimi July 14, 2022

Waldo

Sorry we can't find waldo

Waldo not found

by Cherry sparkles July 15, 2022

Walmart Comedy

Any laugh that you might enjoy via the Walmart website.

I hope to see some funny T-Shirts and reading material on Walmart comedy.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Walmart stores

Any Walmart.

I need to get Some Chick-Fil-A sauce at one of the Walmart stores.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Walmart.com

The normal Walmart store is tame. But then there is Walmart.com. its known famously for having an among us fnaf security breach bootleg plushies. Also known for having other overpriced bootlegs.

Damn bro where did you buy that? From Walmart.com?

by Purple_Tomato July 27, 2022

Wallomphobic

A Russian phobia of a man named Wallom. Wallom is a German Ukraine veteran who’d committed many war crimes, fought on most frontlines and came back unharmed.

We are scared of wallom, very fucking scared. We’re wallomphobic.

by Bvuorebauifaerkuvbutea July 30, 2022

Walmart

The only place in North Carolina where you can meet up with your friends and goof off.

Suzy: “hey wanna hangout?”
Dylan: “sure, meet me at walmart.”

by Sky Jade August 1, 2022