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Michael Weathers

True fact: as of 2017, people named Michael had about 13% of their general population who’d turned out to be gay.

Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.

Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot

Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,

Because at the time
Being gay

Was

Frowned
Upon, so he

Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes

Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of

His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,

not
A name to
Discriminate

Against, so we
Are simply using

This name as an example.
Hi, I’m a michael weathers. I’m gay.
by Waitwho? June 17, 2018
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dolphin weather

Very bad and stormy weather that would normally prohibit physical activity but due to the will of the Whitney Young student body, prohibits nothing
Girl: Are you sure you have to go to practice? The weather is bad.
Guy: Chill baby. This ain’t nothing but Dolphin Weather.
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"spicy" weather-temps forecast

The weatherman smilingly gave a really "spicy" weather-temps forecast on the radio today, and so I just **assumed** (yeah, I know, I know... never a good idea!) that the wind was gonna be pleasantly scented with yummy delectable barbecue-flavors for a couple days. But it's actually had very little odor at all during this period, just as plain old ordinary air usually does... what a disappointment!
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Fair Weather Fan

Will Parsons is a Fair Weather Fan. He likes the Yankees, Cubs (probably only after 2016), Giants, and Blackhawks.
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teletubby weather

Blue skies, a few fluffy clouds and a bright sun that definitely would have a baby's smile on it if only you could look at it without burning your retina.
This teletubby weather makes me wanna tape an iPad to my belly and skip through the hills.
by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018
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Fair Weather Fan

Aint aka Aintboutdatlyfe#2528
Fair Weather Fan:

Aint: "I'm as die hard as you can get"

Aint: "Remember when we were delusional enough to think team could win in 4 or 5"

Aint: "Fucking fairweather fan my fucking ass"
by Sweetunee May 2, 2019
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Big Weather

When you are with the boys and you see some curvy chicks and you cant call them thicc or they will hear you so you tell your friends "Big Weather" to indicate that there is a fat ass within the area.
Ayy yo bro, thats some Big Weather, multiple storms inbound- if it is plural
by frostyalex3 July 15, 2019
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