what-if

strange curiosity; eagerness to know something.

The boy is full of what-if; he is eager to wonder what the world would look like if he had senses other than the five senses.

by uttam maharjan December 7, 2011

i tell you what

chiefly southern, esp texan. added at the end of pretty much anything, esp to add exclamatory sense to a clause. has a somewhat cryptic meaning known only to southerners. so you non-hicks, stop trying.

Bill's car is so red, I tell you what!

by yuan January 6, 2005

What the flip?

Replacement for "what the heck". Can be used in almost any situation randomly. First created by the one and only all-powerful Napoleon Dynamite.

Your uncle tries to sell breast enhancing herbal treatments to the girl you have a crush on... when she tells you this, you proclaim to your uncle, "What the flip!?"

by Donteleo Hellious February 4, 2005

what's twisting that bitch's tit?

term used when a girl is PMSing or being the usual nagging, negative sadistic whore that she is.

Jen isn't coming out anymore, she says shes not in the mood
what's twisting that bitch's tit?

by porneggs June 27, 2006

What the Flyin' Fuck

exasperation; total disbelief; suprise; When what the fuck just isn't enough.

When used by itself:
Usually heard coming from the garage or the basement when your dad finds his tools missing or broken.

Used in conjunction with:
-is wrong with you!
-are you doing?
-is this shit?
after same dad confronts you.

Dad:(finding his tools missing) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK!

Dad:(finding you with a plunger up your ass)WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is wrong with you!

Dad:(finding your stash under the bed) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is this shit?

by The Big Bad One May 28, 2009

What the absolute fuck?

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.

John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.

by BloodBomb January 5, 2011

what the heck

a synonym for "what the hell"

robert: what the heck is up with chris today?
tom:he got mono....

by michael chi December 2, 2005