omnipotent weed 

Marijuana with God-like feelings of being everywhere at once.

Joe Shmoe: "Dude this is some killer omnipotent weed!"

Justin Case: "Really?"

Joe Shmoe: "Yeah man, it's like im many different places all at once."

Justin Case: "That's heavy man."

omnipotent weed by smokymcpot3687 February 25, 2010

Droach Weed 

The weed from the roaches of some good hydro's.

Tim: I'm all out of weed dude...
John: I have is some droach weed we can smoke.

Droach Weed by Ken-doh July 10, 2010

Hella Weed

Meaning a lot of weed or real good weed.

Yo, Wiz be smokin hella weed.

Hella Weed by Cray professor January 10, 2019

Cheap weed 

Marijuana that either does not get you high or is laced

scientist test cheap weed to check if laced.

Cheap weed by Skyy11111 March 8, 2019

fuck weed 

1. A bullshit plant that takes you off your game/ the right path to success.
2. A drug for dumb ass people who wanna seem/ look cool.

Johnny smoked some fuck weed yesterday and didn't handle his business.

fuck weed by fuck weed January 10, 2022

yolo death weed 

A large amount of cannabis with a black man hidden underneath protecting it.

My friend Tyrone tried to get some Yolo Death Weed and he got shot by it's guardian.

yolo death weed by DutchIsTheReasonIAnal69420Swag February 14, 2014

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019