seven valleys

a shoebox of a town in pennsylvania, filled to the brim with goat fucking rednecks.

"let's go down to seven valleys to count the flies that land on ol' bendy the bartender"

by old possum June 13, 2008

death valley

A deadly place where wussus are slain by the syth of despair, where dragons with 5 foot talons roam the land.
the natives eat rocks and hot lava for breakfast.
black people cannot exist for there lack of everything
loose boxes are not permitted ie.feels like throwing a suasage down a hallway.

if you say something dumb you are instantly evaporated by the death valley watchdog.

hey mate i was in death valley today and a teradactal ripped my arms off, but it grew bak i love it when that happens

by slain April 30, 2006

valley gash

Younger women between the ages of 17 to 32 who live in the valley.

"Yo, Jimmy, where you been"?

"Well Seymore, I've been bustin valley gash all week!"

by solomnk3 May 17, 2008

Hope valley college

A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling

“Hope valley college, where neglected children go to suffer”

by anonymous June 8, 2022

the valley

Chillest place north of the border, the valley is located where Sudbury was originally intended to be built (a crater). Also known as V-Town to local residents, it houses roughly half of the city's grow-ops, the only non-artificially restored greenery in the Greater Region of Sudbury, and about half of Ontario's French population in Hanmer. It's hella tight. Yo...oh, and it's full of wanna be white gangsters. The closest they've been to the projects is the crack shack on Main street. Poor Canada...

Brad: "Hey look at all those wigger kids"
Chris: "Yeah, Valley trash"
Brad: "Let's go smoke some weed"
Chris: "I don't have any...let's make a trip to the Valley"

by Detrimental May 11, 2006

Fountain Valley

A city in nothern orange county. Let me say that this city is the most boring out of all of orange county. There's practically nothing to do in FV. Bunch of Asians and Latinos live there overcrowding apartments. Snobby people, food from 35 years ago. Not to mention it's a lower class area. Boring and low class.

Abigail: So where do you live billy?
Billy: I live in Fountain Valley CA
Abigail: Oh ummm... isn't that the most boringest city in OC?
Billy: .....
Billy: Yeah I'm a boring and simple person with no class. Thanks for asking.

by Midwestbg90 August 22, 2019

Death Valley Moonbeam

A woman bends over and shoots her projectile diarrhea into the face of the man who loves her. The roles could be reversed as well and the man could satisfy his lady with his Mexican food leftovers. Preferably this happens after the couple eat at Del Taco.

Stacy had just gotten home from a long day of working at the soup kitchen. She noticed her neighbor had let himself in and there were three bags of Del Taco sitting on the table. She knew what he wanted. She knew he wouldn't leave until she delivered a Death Valley Moonbeam straight to his face.

by Drpun May 22, 2009