Vampire

Someone who wants to suck your balls dry

That vampire gonna suck your fucking balls dry

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Vampire

A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.

“Omg Jason you’re such a Stephan vampire ”
“No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”

by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022

Vampiristic

Characteristics in reference to a pale complexion, generally associated with a Vitamin D deficiency.
( Someone who is naturally nocturnal and afraid of the Sun)

" Im pretty Vampiristic i dont tend to go outside too much " the sun burns.

by Im_Jnonymous February 9, 2023

Vampired

Someone strung out on drugs, like heroin

I was sitting at a strip club and this girl came and sat by me and I realized it was a friend from high school but something was different. She was vampired! sucken in jaws, thirsty eyes, and she looked lifeless.

by k bunny March 19, 2023

Vampire Baiting

You're done playing a great story-driven game, such as Outer Wilds, Subnautica or Omori and you want more... but the game has zero replay value. You already played it twice and know the story by heart. You get withdrawal. You're on Youtube looking at let's-plays to try to fill a hole like you're some kind of vampire feeding on other people's first experience with the game. You eventually run out of playthrough videos, so now you have to bait everyone you know into playing the game to feed your addiction.

My brother has been vampire baiting me to play Ultrakill for more than a year now

by Apelsinsaft June 24, 2023

vampiric essence

some purple magic that is shot out of a gay vampire's eyes

pov: vampiric essence
👁️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
👁️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪

by Alexzaf May 9, 2023

Vapitamus

Weirdly cringe, and odd

Don't be Vapitamus dude.

by Tryhanfan July 13, 2023