Vagina Gnome

A little gnome that lives inside a girl or woman's vagina. Responsible for cramps, one's period, and other female problems. Will occasionally bite a man's junk. Very aggressive creatures, though not as bad as the other gnomes living in our world. Vagina gnomes also have cool english names in general. Not just your average gnome.

Meme: "Urgh, I feel no sexual appetite, and my uterus feels like its falling out."

LKPRS: "Hmm, you must have a active vagina gnome! what is his name??"

by LKpineapplerayofsunshine May 19, 2010

Vagina Hand

When you've been scratching your vagina and you have vaginal juice on your hands....

When you are scrapbooking and your friend is diggin through your paper and you tell her not to get her JIZZ fingers all over your papers, she lifts her hand and says that's not my VAGINA HAND THIS IS MY VAGINA HAND!!!!! (fingers are pressed together in a manner of masterbation)

by abcbffs4life December 19, 2009

poop vagina

The dirty crust found in the vagina when a girl wears her underwear backwards.

Katie has a poop vagina

by JHerrmann May 21, 2006

vagina space

the space between a girls legs directly below her vagina. some girls have it, some dont. usually indicates that the pussy is prime. ideally, you will be able to fit 1-2 fingers in the vagina space, but there are exceptions.

guy 1 - DAMN bro! u see that chick? slammin!

guy 2 - werddd, she got the vagina space too! thats how u KNOW shes good to go

by TheGame...you just lost March 28, 2011

Vagina Bike

A unicycle or bicycle apparatus neglecting the seat device.

Instead of a seat, the rider "mounts" the seat post by inserting into his/her vagina.

See Polish Bike Ride

"I will ride you like a vagina bike"

by uwbikeshop December 12, 2009

vagina monologues

A vagina monologue is when a female, goes on and on incessantly about something that a man could really give a shit about.

I was trying to listen to the game on the ride home, but my girlfriend was reciting her vagina monologues again

by Randag February 17, 2005

vagina gun

the act of taking your pointer finger and your middle finger and separating them in a vagina-like fashion so that you can violently shoot period at people using your vagina gun

IMA SHOOT YOUU WITH MAH VAGINA GUN BAMBAMBAM

by missionvagina69 June 18, 2009