In the classic Amiga game 'Putty' (and later in 'Putty Squad') Uncle Ted was the bloke that played the Hammond organ, causing all baddies to dance uncontrollably for a few seconds. Definitely a good guy to have around.
Amiga die-hard: "Watching people dance at raves reminds me of Uncle Ted from Putty. Must be hypnosis or something,"
PC User: "What in God's name are you on about?"
PC User: "What in God's name are you on about?"
by Scatterflash January 26, 2005
A highly obese, 350 pound man that bakes and owns a bagel shop. A man who has a horrible sweating problem, when he sweats it looks like there are chunks of mud under his arm pits. Not quite sure which way sexually he goes but he has some lady n male significant others. His pants fall down a lot and he usually doesn't have any underwear on so you get a nice view of his hairy butt crack.
"Uncle Kevin is a sexy hot beast"
"Some one once said Uncle Kevin's penis was shaped like a bagel."
"I like when Uncle Kevin bends over, I get to see his hairy butt crack then"
"Some one once said Uncle Kevin's penis was shaped like a bagel."
"I like when Uncle Kevin bends over, I get to see his hairy butt crack then"
by Ano2343 October 18, 2008
Wearing special-shark-proof-Bat-long-underwear while using the giant-Bat-magnet to touch young wards inappropriately.
A more elaborate and gear-dependent form of molestication.
A more elaborate and gear-dependent form of molestication.
by Lupin Yonsei July 29, 2008
Synonym for cocaine. Lines are referred to as "rippers".
(Uncle Jesse was a character played by John Stamos on the show "Full House". His band was called "The Rippers")
(Uncle Jesse was a character played by John Stamos on the show "Full House". His band was called "The Rippers")
Where's Uncle Jesse?
by RonnieHoffman December 15, 2010
by Tanner Family September 25, 2012
A predatorial being of the uncle status. Usually preying on his nieces and nephews. Has a tendacy to be hard of hearing. Also is characterized by his fetish of using his hearing aid in sexual settings.
by GranboGranco May 20, 2019
(n) Another name for Charlie Sheen's character on the CBS hit sitcom Two and A Half Men. Usually he is referred to that by his nephew Jake Harper.
Charlie: Well buddy its that she wants something different in a relationship from your Uncle Charlie.
Jake: What does she want?
Charlie: Uncle Charlie
Jake: What do you want?
Charlie: Your Uncle Charlie.. and we both can't have me.
Jake: What does she want?
Charlie: Uncle Charlie
Jake: What do you want?
Charlie: Your Uncle Charlie.. and we both can't have me.
by Unknownma4411 May 29, 2010