by Mr.MasterShake April 22, 2016
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1. The act of having turtle sex, hillbilly style.
2. A sexual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.
1. The act of having turtle sex, hillbilly style.
2. A sexual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.
"Man, she was ugly as shit but I was fresh out of bags, so we just had hillbilly turtle sex instead. It's the best kind of hate sex, too! It turns out a wiffle ball bat leaves no marks. She won't admit it after the fact, but I know she liked it."
by SirDeity August 29, 2011
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by pinchewey June 26, 2010
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When one is in the state of defecating, wipes their anus, yet after careful introspective investigation realizes they have not fulfilled their deficationary quest and releases a healthy portion of excrement on top of the wiping paper. The turtle being the excrement as it exits the bum hole, 2x excreting this turtle= double turtle
When one is in the state of defecating, wipes their anus, yet after careful introspective investigation realizes they have not fulfilled their deficationary quest and releases a healthy portion of excrement on top of the wiping paper. The turtle being the excrement as it exits the bum hole, 2x excreting this turtle= double turtle
by Y33t October 24, 2014
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2. Part of a phrase used when someone is trying to get into a fight with someone, or when someone believes they can do martial arts when they most obviously can't e.g the karate kid
2. Part of a phrase used when someone is trying to get into a fight with someone, or when someone believes they can do martial arts when they most obviously can't e.g the karate kid
1. Whoah, dude teenage mutant hero turtles is on, it rocks, I haven't seen it since I was a kid!
2. What the fuck are you doing, this isn't Teenage mutant hero turtles you know!
2. What the fuck are you doing, this isn't Teenage mutant hero turtles you know!
by Ginga ninja September 20, 2003
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this is the wettest turtle twat i felt since margaret thatcher sat on my face
this is the wettest turtle twat i felt since margaret thatcher sat on my face
by kris! April 24, 2007
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