by Dale Hay May 13, 2006
Get the plucked turkeymug. A turkey wanker refers to a person who imitates the movement of a turkey. Turkey wankers are generally very antisocial, and are excluded from society as a result. They often feel the need to pose as a turkey the moment they spot a camera in their sight, performing a photobomb. To become a turkey wanker, one must be a wanker and act like a turkey.
by VeTe January 9, 2012
Get the Turkey Wankermug. by GingerGenius'Turkey October 18, 2008
Get the My Turkeymug. by King Of OFHS April 23, 2009
Get the Crotch Turkeymug. a derivative of the awkward turtle, when one holds his/her hands in the shape of a turkey by clenching one fist with the thumb pointed outwards, and placing the other hand at the bottom of the clenched hand (wiggling of the fingers to make it look as if the turkey is moving is also acceptable).
A brotha came up to me and said let's bang. I responded by giving him the awkward turkey. He thought it was a gang sign and immediately busted his peice and said, "What'd you say to me you cracka ass bitch!?"
by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007
Get the awkward turkeymug. by Boobash12 January 19, 2008
Get the Wild Turkeymug. 