Bruh, we only have one gram left, and I don't wanna be smoking on a fish turd for the rest of the night.
by bepis with no b May 9, 2018
Get the Fish turdmug. That annoying line of ash left after incense, usually still in the same place it landed. This light gray line looks very similar to a turd because of its long, cylindrical form. Typically found in presence of hippies, marijuana, college kids, and head shops. Can be purchased at Earthbound across the nation.
-"Dude, what the hell is all that gray shit?"
-"Man, incense."
-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"
-"Fucking ash turds. FML."
-"Man, incense."
-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"
-"Fucking ash turds. FML."
by uttttyler May 9, 2011
Get the ash turdmug. When a hen holds poop so long it comes out the size of an egg. When you catch yourself trying to say turkey instead of chicken and say turd chicken. Bad fried chicken.
by ViciousValley September 20, 2023
Get the turd chickenmug. When two people line their assholes up facing
each other, and one poops into the others
asshole, and then the other person poops
right back into the first asshole, and this goes
back and forth for as long as they want.
each other, and one poops into the others
asshole, and then the other person poops
right back into the first asshole, and this goes
back and forth for as long as they want.
by Yo_yo mom December 6, 2022
Get the turd tennismug. The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.
by Pete1688 October 6, 2012
Get the Squirrelling The Turdmug. Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021
Get the Turd burglarmug. (noun) - the act of a person taking a friend with them to see a new movie at a theater, and paying for both tickets, for the purpose of making a potentially bad movie (i.e. a turd) more enjoyable for them.
Boy 1: Hey, Jimmy! I really wanna go see the new Spiderman movie, but I need some Turd Insurance. You interested?
Boy 2: Sure, but you're buying, right?
Boy 1: Of course! I'll even throw in popcorn and a drink, if you promise to sit through the whole thing.
Boy 2: Sure, but you're buying, right?
Boy 1: Of course! I'll even throw in popcorn and a drink, if you promise to sit through the whole thing.
by Jambo_11 July 22, 2012
Get the Turd Insurancemug.