turb

One (typically male, but can be female as well) who constantly has intercourse with the opposite sex, but will ignore the fact that he/she actually does so.

John : "Dude, he is such a turb"
Blake: "I agree, he always is so sneaky about having a different girl coming over"
John : "And he never admits it"

by HulkHulkHulk November 13, 2009

tugboat

When a female or male give a man a handjob while in the bath tub or hot tub when it is full of water. In this situation, the hand would be the tugboat whilst the penis represents the boat being tugged.

Dude, when we got home, we decided to relax and get in the hot tub and she totally gave me a tugboat!

by THE SOCCER MOM June 15, 2010

The Tugboat

The Tugboat consists of a Lead Metal Pipe, some barb-wire and possibly a few matchbox cars. first, you take the pipe, and you violently shove the pipe down someones anus(rectum) and then ravel the barb-wire into the pipe, now if you have matchbox cars, you can shoot them down the pipe and have a crash landing. other than that, while the barb-wire is inserted through the pipe and the rectum, TUG the pipe out, leaving the barbwire and cars trapped in the asshole. the barb-wire will hurt like a bitch, so use this as a violent torture method.

hey john, you know that nigger that started problems with me at the welfare office the other day? well me and tom gave that nigger the tugboat nd he wont shit right for a week!

by tugboats508 April 6, 2009

turban power

The innate ability all women seem to have to be able to put their hair up with their towel after a shower while it's still wet, generally resembling a turbanlike shape.

"How do women do that? Why don't they teach me how to put my hair up like that?!"
"Dude, all women have turban power, it's like a secret they don't want to share. Plus- you don't have enough hair to even fit in a towel, man."

by Smatty December 28, 2007

Tugboat

A nickname for a person that is fat or on the chubby side
Originated from Connor

Dude Connor is such a tugboat

by nicecamper45 June 2, 2013

the turbanator

Osama bin laden.
Any man of mohammedian descent who wishes ill on 'infidels' and urges other followers of islam to destroy (turbanate) the western society

At least the hook handed turbanator is rotting in Belmarsh. Shit all hope of catching the real Turbanator though

by daily mail reader (obviously) November 19, 2004

Suburban turban

The towels that ladies wear on their heads after a shower. Usually accompanied by a bathrobe.

Look at Meg rockin' her suburban turban man.

by JaredBurns May 26, 2006