Two Hand Touch 

Used to describe something that is ghetto. Word originally came from "Two Hand Touch" Football, the crappy way to play football.

When I went to McDonalds I got a Big Mac and it didn't look shit like the one on the comerical. That Big Mac was Two Hand Touch!!!

Two Hand Touch by WCFC2005 November 21, 2005

Touching 

The act of engaging in physiscal contact with an object and or thing.

"Mommy, gods touching me again."

Touching by MMT December 20, 2005

Fuck You Touchdown 

The touchdown(s) in which the New England Patriots already have the game won but proceed to score more touchdowns in order to inform the NFL "fuck you we are the best team ever"

Guy 1: "Hey did you see Tom Brady's Fuck you Touchdown to Wes Welker?"

Guy 2: "Yeah It was at the end of the first half to make it Patriots 49 Jets 0"

Fuck You Touchdown by Andrew, Endy, Schmidty, Ski Ski, Drew-Ski, Whatever you call me December 19, 2007

touch grass

Used when a person is acting strange, sexual, in need of some guidance or just needs a reality check

My friend Marie has been acting over sexual and paranoid so I recommended she should go outside and touch grass.

touch grass by Loathing Pain May 17, 2021

touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"

"touch grass"

touch grass by KalbHimar December 22, 2021

Touch Some Grass

A command people use on toxic people when they go too far, which is basically asking the toxic person to go in nature for a while.

Person 1: UR sO BAD LOL XD ROFLMAO YOur OpInion SUX
Person 2: Geez, calm down, go touch some grass.

Touch Some Grass by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Touching Cloth 

when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.

the feeling of playing ping pong in your undies (without a partner)

Touching Cloth by Amy Noonan August 9, 2003