Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion

What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T

by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023

The Thing

A level 5 sexual move in which you need rocks and dirt. To preform this move you must nut on the bitches back and then right before she has time to react throw the rocks and dirt on her

I just did The Thing to a bitch last night.

by Big Dick Fella June 17, 2023

Swamp Thing

Your penis after having anal with a woman with swamp ass.

Your momma gave me swamp thing, so nasty, I had to use a wet nap.

by Goblin Green June 29, 2023

Boykisser Thing

An item that a boykisser would possess.

Ryan: What phone do you have?
Rajesh: The latest Iphone
Ryan: What car do you drive?
Rajesh: MG Comet
Ryan: Damn you got so many boykisser things

by lucbin July 26, 2024

thing that isnt a mug

Look down, I broke the 4th wall.

Hey, it's not a mug... is someone talking to me?

Help- Get the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mug.

Thing that isnt a mug.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 6, 2023

One thing led to another

While this is a sexual innuendo, it is often a misunderstood phrase by the naive and used as general cause and efffect.

The pastor suggested two people go out for prayer but when she used the phrase, “one thing led to another” the parties misunderstood and ended up taking things further then intended.

by pmahc1mik October 11, 2023

one thing

One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter

one thing
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by jelito October 14, 2023