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Zombie Hoe

A zombie hoe (Can be male or female) is typically someone who you used to mess with sexually. A hoe or multiple hoes who you've now cut off. They 'rise from the dead' (aka pop up // usually around the summer time) and keep trying to come back into your life after a long period of not talking to them.
Zombie Hoe: "What's up? I ain't hear from you in like 8 months? You tryna come to my place again, my parents gone for the summer"

friend: "I thought you cut that ho/nigga off?"
You: "I did. She's/He's just another zombie hoe tryna come back and be relevant again"
by intuitivemaniac December 27, 2017
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zombie-trap

when a friend convinces you to do more drugs instead of sleeping and you end up trapped in a zombie-like state.
i thought i needed to sleep until deaner zombie-trapped me with some boomers and i wrecked my car.
by harry deepwood September 20, 2010
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Zombie Cock

When your cock becomes infected after someone with rotten teeth scrapes your shaft during a blow job
Man I have zombie cock because that bitches rotten teeth cut my shaft
by BlunT IT! March 24, 2019
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Tit Zombie

When a mother has been up all night feeding her newborn and she turns into a Tit Zombie
- Why's Katie not at training today?

- Oh she's at home being a tit zombie
by Croney9 August 13, 2016
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Radio-Zombie

Like a Mainstreamer. Someone who follows current trends, most often accessing music from mainstream radio.
Friend 1: Dude, come listen to this.
Friend 2: OMGWTF IS THIS! IT'S SCREAMO!
Friend 1: No....It's Hollywood Undead
Friend 2: Well Hollywood Undead is SCREAMO
Friend 1: Your'e such a Radio-Zombie
Friend 2: No i'm not!
Friend 1: What bands or artists do you like?
Friend 2: Katy Perry, Rihanna, Drake, David Archuletta, Kinda T-Pain but he's rap.
Friend 1: -_-
by I'mJustNobodyJustMeOkGoAway September 20, 2010
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Cucumber Zombie

A pickle. As in the food, not the situation or what makes you happy when your boy comes around.
I just got a jar of cucumber zombies.
by Morainn December 6, 2010
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Zombie Undies

When you wear your last chance undies two days in a row because you forgot to do laundry...again. They can be worn either in a normal manner, or inside out to produce a psychological effect as to thinking you actually have clean undies on; Or because you have skid marks and or piss stains.
Nigga to mom "THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! I GOT A DATE AND I HAVE ZOMBIE UNDIES ON B...ITCH!!"

Mom to Nigga "You disgusting fucking pig of a son!! I TAUGHT YOU BETTER! NIGGA!"

See also Last chance undies
by Inimical420 September 8, 2011
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