A highly obese, 350 pound man that bakes and owns a bagel shop. A man who has a horrible sweating problem, when he sweats it looks like there are chunks of mud under his arm pits. Not quite sure which way sexually he goes but he has some lady n male significant others. His pants fall down a lot and he usually doesn't have any underwear on so you get a nice view of his hairy butt crack.
"Uncle Kevin is a sexy hot beast"
"Some one once said Uncle Kevin's penis was shaped like a bagel."
"I like when Uncle Kevin bends over, I get to see his hairy butt crack then"
"Some one once said Uncle Kevin's penis was shaped like a bagel."
"I like when Uncle Kevin bends over, I get to see his hairy butt crack then"
by Ano2343 February 21, 2009
Get the Uncle Kevinmug. Wearing special-shark-proof-Bat-long-underwear while using the giant-Bat-magnet to touch young wards inappropriately.
A more elaborate and gear-dependent form of molestication.
A more elaborate and gear-dependent form of molestication.
by Lupin Yonsei August 25, 2008
Get the Uncle Batmanmug. Synonym for cocaine. Lines are referred to as "rippers".
(Uncle Jesse was a character played by John Stamos on the show "Full House". His band was called "The Rippers")
(Uncle Jesse was a character played by John Stamos on the show "Full House". His band was called "The Rippers")
by RonnieHoffman December 16, 2010
Get the Uncle Jessemug. by Tanner Family September 24, 2012
Get the Uncle Jessemug. A predatorial being of the uncle status. Usually preying on his nieces and nephews. Has a tendacy to be hard of hearing. Also is characterized by his fetish of using his hearing aid in sexual settings.
by GranboGranco May 20, 2019
Get the Uncle Ryanmug. (n) Another name for Charlie Sheen's character on the CBS hit sitcom Two and A Half Men. Usually he is referred to that by his nephew Jake Harper.
Charlie: Well buddy its that she wants something different in a relationship from your Uncle Charlie.
Jake: What does she want?
Charlie: Uncle Charlie
Jake: What do you want?
Charlie: Your Uncle Charlie.. and we both can't have me.
Jake: What does she want?
Charlie: Uncle Charlie
Jake: What do you want?
Charlie: Your Uncle Charlie.. and we both can't have me.
by Unknownma4411 May 29, 2010
Get the Uncle Charliemug. A black person who is in with both blacks and whites (or vice versa). Not necessarily a person who betrays their own race.
by Dark Rat January 28, 2005
Get the Uncle Tommug.