Roasted Turtle

When a guy eats a spicy food and then picks your 🍑

Man I didn’t know I was gonna get a roasted turtle last night.. that burnt my bum

by RTheavyflow June 29, 2021

Turtle Ring

Turtle ring, what happens to an engagment ring after a husband to be is caught cheating.

I spent 25K on the turtle ring.

by Joeballs July 5, 2010

turtle-loafer

1)Someone who get sexual pleasure from imagining a turtle.

Girl-come on Johnny, how do I get you turned on?
Johnny-I don't know
Girl-well I'm gonna go feed my turtle
Johnny-IT'S HAPPENING!!!! *fap fap fap fap* turtles.........it's the turtles!!!!!! They're so wrinkly and slow!!! It gets me hot!!!! OMG! I think I'm a turtle-loafer!!!
Girl-I'm glad to her that! Because I have a thing for slow wrinkly things too!

by Z4zebra July 23, 2012

Sam the turtle

A dolphin discussed as a turtle that crawls on the beach and lays 150 ping pong ball eggs

I saw Sam the turtle last night on the beach

by SamTheDolphinTurleMan January 4, 2019

Turtle girl

A female or male that is obsessed with turtles until the end of time.

Tristen is such a turtle girl.

by RALLY BOYO February 9, 2020

Turtles on the Beach

A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.

“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”

“10-4. We are on the way up”.

by NDemGuts February 23, 2021

elderly turtle

One of Gerard Way 's most popular nicknames.

Example1
PersonA: Can you believe Mikey Way is getting hotter and hotter while his brother is slightly turning into an elderly gay turtle?

Example2
Frank Iero : "I bought a new pillow for my bunk today. Just got into bed and found out it smells like it was previously used owned by an elderly turtle. Uncool" (source Twitter)
Everyone: "Same Frank we miss him too"

by ThatKilljoy February 14, 2017