Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.

Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!

by QuacksO June 13, 2019

keep the cones up

When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.

Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.

by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023

keep it a buck one thowie

keepin it a buck one thowie (buck 1000) is to be brutally honest with someone.

it’s like keepin it a buck fifty but more extreme.

“lemme keep it a buck one thowie rn witchu bro, this song is ass.”

by scrotumsoldier October 21, 2023

Keep your feelings in your purse

Generally used derogatorially towards women who sell their body. Her pimp will tell her to keep her feelings in her purse when she isn't focusing on making money. Rather, she is more focused on baby daddy drama or other people's business.

Stop trippin girl! We'd make better money if you'd keep your feelings in your purse.

by Kasey Jayne July 1, 2018

keep er movin

A phrase to use when something surprising, annoying, stupid, amusing, enlightening happens. Also usable whenever any event occurs and you are ready to move past it or ignore it.

Charley- “Ope, geez I just stepped in dog shit, keep er movin”

Bill- “Did ya hear about Janet getting frisky with her brother?”
Tom- “Oh yeah, keep er moving”

by midwest-dictionary-ope May 25, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

Keep your shoes on

Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.

Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?

Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.

by LuridHope June 24, 2022