What happened with that chubby chick you picked up last night?
I took her back to my place and gave her the ol' Pineapple Pork Stick
I took her back to my place and gave her the ol' Pineapple Pork Stick
by Casey O'Neil April 01, 2021
A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.
Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P
by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 March 16, 2011
After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)
Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!
by SLLS August 20, 2018
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
by DukeOfNarwhals July 13, 2018
boney bob: i'm gonna blow pork all over your mom's face
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you
by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021
To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!
by DegenerateTool1234 November 16, 2023