kick the pig

Verb. To hang out, or do nothing. To be mellow.
adj. Pig kicking. Hanging out and calmly observing.

Ken was tired after work, so instead of heading to the party he decided to stay home and kick the pig.

Case, "What are you up to man?"
Pat, "Just kicking the pig."

by Jonny Case September 16, 2008

Cross the Picket line

act leading up to getting shot or severely beatin.

let me grab my 9 mili, that asshole crossed the picket line.

by TwitChy November 13, 2003

Kill The Pitcher (KTP)

Kill The Pitcher (also known as KTP), is a drinking game that combines brotherhood, drinking, and chanting. KTP was started in Wellington, Florida by The Hools also known as the Wellington High School Class of 2009 and 2010, not 2011. To begin KTP you need to gather a few things. First, you need a pitcher, a larger pitcher is better because it can hold more beer. Next, you need friends, men only. Finally, and most importantly, beer. Pour the beer into the pitcher, either from a keg or combine all the beer from everyone's cups, cans, or bottles. Next gather your friends in a circle making sure there is enough room for everyone except the women. After the circle is formed, the first person begins drinking straight from the pitcher while everyone else begins to start yelling chants to get everyone pumped up. You can create original chats or look some up from the internet. Once the first person has drank all they can, they pass it to the next person (either to the left or to the right) and continue to do this until the pitcher is killed. This is not meant to be a competitive game, more of a brotherhood game with close friends.
Chants
Some famous chants that are associated with KTP are: "Kill The Pitcher" "Go to the Pub" "Fuck Off, Brevard FC" "Wayne Rooney" "Fernando Torres" "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" "I'm West Ham Till I Die" and "So Here's Too (enter name)"

"Hey man, you wanna get fucked up?"
"Yea!"
"OK lets get the Hools, and play Kill The Pitcher (KTP)"
Chant- "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles:"
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams,
They fade and die.
Fortune's always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.

by Kimbo Slice 01 September 26, 2010

Complete The Picture

1. To check out one side of a lady (or man) walking by and then turning around to check out the other side.

Man 1: "Dude that chick's ass is effin' hot, let's complete the picture and see if her front matches the back"
Man 2: "Ack, jeez, her face is f'king ugly!"

by Anononononon1 September 19, 2010

Rip the Piss

When someone gets their words mixed up and says "Rip the Piss" instead of "Rip the shit" or "Take the piss".

1:Dont rip the piss out of me all the time!
2: do you mean ripping the shit?
3: or taking the piss?
1: Shut up.

by Hulahoopa October 23, 2015

Python Bitcher, The Pitcher

A person who plays baseball and moans about anything and everything.

"Shut the FUCK up, Python Bitcher!"

by Shondocker November 12, 2004

Roasting the pig

When a fat lady is set on a giant spinning wheel surrounded by naked men. Then the wheel is spun in any direction and when it stops the person it stops in front of gets head or penetration. They then cum and say "roasted the pig". The rotation keeps going till she is full.

FUCK BOOKS. WE SHOULD BE ROASTING THE PIG

I love it when i get roasted.

by Grass man123 October 25, 2009