night turd (nyt-ter-d)
Ln: somnadefecate.
1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.
2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.
Ln: somnadefecate.
1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.
2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.
"watch out man, you almost stepped on a night turd.'
Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'
Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'
by black stump April 16, 2011
Get the night turdmug. The act of spending the night with another person (male or female) that would allow that person spending the night to go to sleep and wake up next to the person they desire to spend the night with.
A sleepover.
A sleepover.
"Trevor often asks Brittney if he can spend-the-night but rarely does she accept his request. She will often reply with maybe or will ignore his attempt and change the subject" See also hard to get
by Chucklesburg March 20, 2013
Get the spend-the-nightmug. Guy asking girl: Hey...wanna come over to my place and have a "movie night" with me?
**hint, hint **wink, wink
**hint, hint **wink, wink
by tumbleweeds November 28, 2012
Get the movie nightmug. a great song. its by a gay ass dude, but the song is really really cool. hawaii/grownmadoer/kanani/nuni loves it.
by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK February 16, 2005
Get the sunglasses at nightmug. A term used for a woman getting a guy shit faced and leaving with his wallet. This usually ends with the guy calling a wrong number.
Last night I slept with this stripper. I thought she loved me but i s'ppose it was a one nighter. she got my wallet too.
by fuck_me_emo April 29, 2006
Get the one nightmug. nights cunts are people like Johnny Pearmain from east grinstead who at night hang around dark places and cut there pubic hair and stick it to the top of there are cracks so to the really drunk man it looks like a woman's brazilian strip. you will normally fined that a true night cunt will hang his arse out of a wast hight bush and wait for unaware drunk man who has been looking at fit birds all night to empty his load.
situation 1.
spencer pickstock say's to Rob 'Munxi' Monks "dude you smell like shit what the fuck"!
Rob 'Munxi' Monks replies "yeah man i was wasted last night and got done be the king of night cunts by that fucking Johnny Pearmain again!"
spencer. dude you got to stay away from them dark places they get you every time now go wash your cock
spencer pickstock say's to Rob 'Munxi' Monks "dude you smell like shit what the fuck"!
Rob 'Munxi' Monks replies "yeah man i was wasted last night and got done be the king of night cunts by that fucking Johnny Pearmain again!"
spencer. dude you got to stay away from them dark places they get you every time now go wash your cock
by spencer king of east grinstead January 17, 2012
Get the night cuntsmug. A man in their middle ages who attempts to flirt with a young lady who is old enough to be their offspring.
The term for an older female who flirts with younger males is "cougar".
The term for an older female who flirts with younger males is "cougar".
Some guy just tried to pull a "night foxx" on me.
Nightfoxx59: You keep getting dicked by guys your own age, you need a man in your life.
Girl: Yeah...I don't really like old balls.
Nightfoxx59: You keep getting dicked by guys your own age, you need a man in your life.
Girl: Yeah...I don't really like old balls.
by A SiReNiC LaMiA January 14, 2009
Get the Night foxxmug.