A dick so long and thick that when you sit, it tucks under your butthole thereby muffling the sound of your own fart.
While in the weekly Wednesday meeting, Travis was thankful for his big ole Fart Muffler because no one was able to tell it was he who in fact, dealt it.
by Pot sticks June 7, 2022
Get the Fart Mufflermug. Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.
by funky rabbi December 1, 2011
Get the Farting Mantismug. "What was that, then?!"
"Chill, it was only a click-fart"
"Chill, it was only a click-fart"
by isthistheonlynamenooneelsehas? March 31, 2009
Get the Click-Fartmug. It's when you cuff your hand and then you fart in it, and then you put your cuffed hand in someone's face
by Mr. Burgess February 22, 2008
Get the coop fartmug. The only kind of fart that is visible to the naked eye, usually spotted in the bath tub, swimming pool, or other body of water. If done in a steaming hot bath tub, the smell is intensified.
by No Amnesty October 7, 2007
Get the Aqua Fartmug. When a person is sexaully aroused by the sound and smell of a fart especially in the opposite gender.
by Willypoofarty October 17, 2019
Get the Fart Fetishmug. When you place a cupped hand over your asshole & fart in it, then place cupped hand over an unsuspecting persons face.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
Get the Cup-A-Fartmug.