Club narwhal

A sensitive noob/child acting like a retard, or a hypocrite. Originated from clubbed narwhal.
Sometimes also used to say someone has no attention span. Often used in forums and chat rooms, on a troll or noob.

Jane: Yure meen! i luv animels youre meen to them retard i want to kill you!
Jean: You're a club narwhal!

by Reenaa December 15, 2008

club penguin

When you blow a guy when he has a tux on.

Girl A: I blew tommy last night
Girl B: You mean at the wedding?
Girl A: Yeah, we had a club penguin.

by Clubba June 11, 2006

Club America

A shitty mexie team that uses the ref to buy championships.

Club America = the Juventus of Mexico

by Bofo100 December 9, 2008

drama club

A person who loves drama. Tends to whine and cry alot.

Girl: Tommy didn't say hi to me! *cries*
Boy: Drama club, he's in a coma.

by Rebecks April 8, 2008

club rat

Kid who frequents clubs for the music, dancing, drinks, drugs, sex, etc. Possibly under-age and possibly using a fake ID. Related to the mall rat, but cooler.

Nyla was a total club rat in high school -- spent every night out dancing, and never got carded.

by toe-b November 2, 2006

subway club

a group of often emos who spend all there time in subway til closing

"lets go smash the subway club"

by GeorgeStone April 8, 2007

The Man Club

The man club is when you eat an entire apple, core and all.

It doesn't matter what kind of apple, it just needs to be an entire apple, core, stem, seeds, and all.

Dude, Braden's finally eating a whole apple, we can finally let him join the Man Club!!

by JimFranklin October 7, 2009