two bag fuck

When someone with a nice body but is so ugly that you need two bags before you would have sex with them.

One on her face and one on your own just in case hers falls off.

"Gee wizz! Jessica sure does have a nice body" -Guy 1
"Quite the two bag fuck, my good sir." - Guy 2

by rfair July 1, 2009

Two Push Polly

A "two push Polly' is a woman so fine that even Ron Jeremy could only manage a couple of strokes before spaffing his dirty load.

Did you see that cock slot jogging in her bikini Millsy? My god, she was PERFECT, a proper two push Polly. I'm never going to get to slide into that! I hope she gets cancer.

by dogegg June 27, 2010

two dudes

Characters created by mrandmrswheatley.co.uk (see also b3ta). Probably appearing in a margarine advert very soon.

Dude 1: "Dude, you are sooooo gay"
Dude 2: "I think you'll find you're gay"
Dude 1 "I'm sorry, did you say you were gay?"

by Marc GJ June 22, 2004

Two Stall Rule

Also known as the two urinal rule. In a mens' bathroom with a row of urinals, whenever someone is using a urinal, the next man to come in and use a urinal will go at least 2 stalls down (ie, you are at stall zero, the one beside you is stall one, the next one is stall two). Whenever someone violates the two stall rule, the person who is violated feels uncomfortable, even if it is the violator's best friend.

Sinks count as stalls as well.

Man, he just violated the two stall rule by pissing next to me!

by Teh Burr0 October 27, 2004

two nuts in a sack

two closely related people

you and george are like two nuts in a sack

by neuman March 28, 2005

a two cents plain

A two cents plain is a glass of seltzer water. During the Great Depression, one could get an egg cream for twenty-five cents (seltzer, chocolate syrup, and milk), a chocolate milk (milk and chocolate syrup) for a dime, a chocolate soda (seltzer and chocolate syrup) for a nickel, or plain seltzer water for two cents. Two cents plain.

I'll have an egg cream for my lovely date, and I'll take a two cents plain.

by Judith June 17, 2006

Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

by KHD August 2, 2003