Cow's dining table

When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)

''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''

by annoying orange fanboy August 16, 2022

The Table

---James Hetfield---

"I am the table."

-James Hetfield
(The View)

by Cosmokane August 20, 2022

table flipped

something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.

you are lucky you weren't here when the table flipped

by the-all-giving August 30, 2022

not a fully laid table

An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.

That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.

by creality September 2, 2022

Table Play

1. Hard sex on a table
2. When slime is good for playing on a table

1. My boyfriend and I did some table play yesterday *wink*
2. This slime is really good for clicks, bubble pops, and table play

by snoowell September 4, 2022

Table-ussy

Table pussy

Owen likes fuck "table-ussy"

by OWENWWWWWWWW September 8, 2022

I table

A person that thinks is a table like you right now when you typed "i table".

Me:hi who are you?
Table:i table

by Uncanny April 23, 2022