Andrew turtle.

weird faggot that sits in a hole dancing with pandas

happy meal eater
Andrew turtle.

by hhshshhshshshsh September 22, 2019

turtle-javier

is NOT clean

turtle-javier has crabs

by alissaaaaaa July 13, 2009

Turtle Egg

Also pronounced “Turdle Egg”. After you have had a turtle poking its head out and you take a raging dump, sometimes your left with a lil nugget of poo up your bum that you poop out later. Thats the turdle egg...

Daniel was getting light headed because he had a turtle poking its head out. After dropping the kids off at the pool he realized that the turdle had laid an egg which ended up having a piece of corn in it so HE WINS!!!

Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!

by Schmendt February 24, 2018

turtle fetish

When someone has a sexual arrousal to turtles.

“I want to shove my dick inside a turtle, I think I have a turtle fetish”

by Kinky Master 69 May 28, 2021

turtle farmer

The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer

Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.

by Kattpisseverdeen March 05, 2015

turtle piss

the last drink of your beer that turns too warm to drink that you pour out

Dude I had to drink turtle piss because I didn’t want to look like a bitch not finishing my beer

by South central Prodigy April 10, 2018

Turtle True

Something awkward or unfortunately true, normally referring to something dirty.

Mary: I just had to pick up my medication.
John: Oh, for your herpes?
Mary: Yeah; turtle true.

by Medino July 11, 2017