ass titties

a girl with a ass so big it has dimples, mainly fat girls

"did you see that natty fat chick"

"yeah she had some major ass titties"

by burl buttson March 13, 2010

titty elbow

The art of brushing up against a woman's breast using your elbow. Usually done in crowded areas (bars, clubs, sporting events).

Note: More often than not, guys will keep score throughout the event.

As Denise passed by, I pretended to read my watch to put myself in easy position for a titty elbow.

by nyr_rob September 10, 2007

titty bear

(n.) a plaything of comfort for an adult or child, usually soft, plush, and attached to a woman.

Example 1:
Sister One: Hey, can you watch Susie tonight?
Sister Two: Sure, what's her bedtime?
Sister One: Doesn't really matter, just make sure you hold her so she has access to your chest. Susie can't sleep without her titty bear.

Example 2:
Jackie: Damn, I miss my girl.
Jazz: What do you miss about her the most?
Jackie: I just to fall asleep with my hand cupped around her right boob. It's been so hard falling asleep without my titty bear.

by thatdarnjasmine February 25, 2011

titty juice

milk from the tits

got to get me some titty juice

by sadictionary May 26, 2019

Tittie drop

Hold tittie, fire shoulder back. And drop tittie on someone's face.

I tittie dropped that bitch

by Face wipes August 8, 2019

Pizza Titties

A word pioneered by my father, Michael. Pizza titties are a pair of woman's breasts that when they have grown to outrageous proportion as to project out from the chest over a foot in length you may rest a pizza on them. In basic terms, titties so big that You could successfully place a pizza on them without the pizza falling off and proceed to eat the entire pizza.

Did you catch that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night!? His wife's has the biggest Pizza Titties I've ever seen!!

by DontSpaceCakes October 28, 2013

titty cocoon

When you're motorboating a girl and other titties just materialize out of nowhere, from every direction, wrapping you in a cocoon of titties.

A cocoon of titties, PRESSED ALL UP IN YOUR FACE!

Manny got trapped in a titty cocoon, now we call him The Quad.

by TheTom December 21, 2013