Connection Theory

Connection Theory is the idea that attractive young insecure women insult high-level men to lower them to her level and mask their own fear. In most cases, it is the only thing such a woman can do to connect with an intelligent man, whether in a positive or negative way, bringing him to a realm they understand and are experienced in. Such an action is a declaration that a woman feels intellectually inferior to a man and is insecure that a man will find her personality to be completely lacking.

Guy: I thought you had original opinions and views so I wanted to meet you in person, and see if the conversation is so amusing face-to-face as well and maybe get to know you afterwards.
Girl: I'm not interested, that's my excuse. Haha. Get over yourself. It's not an equation to solve. There is no formula, I just know and feel it, when it comes. And it didn't come with you buddy. Sorry. It's time for you to move on. Really.
Guy: Thank you for this high-level display of extreme insecurity and Connection Theory!

by Eric Kazinsky September 20, 2015

trickle down theory

Theory saying that if the rich get richer they will give their surplus cash to the poor. Of course this theory assumes that the rich aren't greedy bastards that will horde all their money in banks, spend it on two million dollar trips to space which benefit no one except the Russians that take them there, or blow it all on a Super Sweet Sixteen for their retarded daughters who get pissed that their parents got them the $200,000 car instead of the $300,000.

Factory Worker: Are you going to give us all pay raises since we've been working harder?

Factory Owner: Nope,my daughter want to get Tupac for her Sweet Sixteen.

Factory Worker: Isn't he dead?

Factory Owner: Yup, I had to spend your Christmas bonuses to dig him up.

Factory Worker: What the hell? What happened to the trickle down theory?

by Law, Order, and Reason November 11, 2008

blonde theory

the theeory that men will choose a dumb blonde woman over a smart, educated woman.

Cheerleaders are perfect examples of the blonde theory.

by Celia J July 23, 2008

Bitcheeeees theory

A "corollary" of the lol theory, it states that the word Bitcheeeees can be added at the end of every sentence to make it infinitely cool.

"What up BITCHEEEEEES?"
"I got an F BITCHEEEEEEES?"
"I've got cancer BITHCEEEEEES"
*Bitcheeeees theory in action*

by RoflPandaBears February 16, 2009

Pawan's Theorem

Pawan's Theorem states that pi is equal to 3.0

This theorem has be tested rigorously by many mathematical geniuses and can be summed up in the simple proof:

pi=22/7 which is approximately equal to 21/7 = 3.0 to 2 sig figures.

THERFORE PAWANS THEOREM: pi = 3.0

Ben: OMG OMG maths test today OMG!
Sujit: Pawan's Theorem Pawan's Theorem Pawan's Theorem

by Miss Van Eck February 27, 2008

Chaos Theory

The belief that everything that happens in the world around us is a random series of events, and that it is possible for the extremely unlikely to occur.

- Chaos theory states that everything is random and theres the extremely improbable chance that one could walk through a wall

by KRS - ONE February 6, 2007

quantum theory

a theory in physics based on the concept of the subdivision of radiant energy into finite quanta and applied to numerous processes involving tranference or transformation of energy in an atomic or molecular scale.

Now do you understand the Quantum Theory? g-o-o-o-o-d

by hawk May 29, 2003