To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person
Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 5, 2024

going full goofball, like showing up to a job interview in a sombrero or starting a conga line at a funeral. just making life a big joke.
"Dude you free rn?" - Some guy
"Nah bro," - Cool Guy
"Why not?" - Other guy again
"Im too busy silly maxxing." - Cool guy
"My bad." - Other guy once more
"Nah bro," - Cool Guy
"Why not?" - Other guy again
"Im too busy silly maxxing." - Cool guy
"My bad." - Other guy once more
by Sir_Pants April 24, 2024

by Al3k June 18, 2009

Beating your meat with both of your hands on the shaft and your feet behind your head while giggling like goofy
by SenpaiFlared February 3, 2024

Something tells you that it wasn't the first time the girl had trouble with someone whose house she parked in front of. It was not her first time doing something silly.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Don’t be a sillie
by sailE dorftaW March 8, 2024
