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Prehistoric Bat

Anyone who is old-fashioned and really embarrassing. If they also wear droopy black clothes all the time and happen to be named Arushi, then they are most definitely a prehistoric bat.
Suzie: That German Girl is so weird, look at her big black droopy shirt. It looks like wings!
Greta: Ew, she's just a Prehistoric Bat.
by doctorcutie6 June 1, 2021
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on that bat

Somebody asked,

"Where that Topo Chico @?"
Holding them in my hand,
I responded flatly,
"I'm on that bat."
by Splendidfalcon September 7, 2016
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bat-mood-zvah

Being in such a mindframe where the smallest inconveniences make you want to put your ass in a blender because of your very negative and despairing mood
Ralph: Did you really just pull out all of your eyebrow hairs because you dropped a spoon?

Harold: YEAH! I DID! LEAVE ME ALONE DUMBSHIT, I’M OBVIOUSLY IN A BAT-MOOD-ZVAH!
by JuanMoodiBinshe February 8, 2024
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super-bats

Ultra insane; way off the charts as far as normal behavior goes.
He was so super-bats from consistent drug use that his stage performances became increasingly bizarre.
by don'tWaitUp July 5, 2010
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african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.
My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
by GoldTesla June 13, 2024
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Bat

Yeah man, I was chucking a bat the other night to a picture of your girlfriend.
by o3o November 24, 2018
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Bat wing

The act of spreading your nut sack so it looks all veiny and alive like a bat wing. If you manage to trick people into staring at your now stretched out nads, you get to kick them in the ass three times.
Dave was being a dick the other day, so I gave him the bat wing and kicked him in the ass three times.
by lemonjuicepandafucker November 20, 2019
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