texas tailpipe

the act of crapping down someones chimney.

he pissed me off so i gave him the texas tailpipe

by carpfishin June 22, 2007

texas torpedo

A big, fat dildo, complete with blinking lights, stuck up a mules' ass.

Boy, that mule sure loves his Texas torpedo when the weather gets gnarly outside.

by Texastorpedo September 17, 2015

university of texas

a school for hippie liberal left wing queers who like to have sex with their sisters and family and suck longhorn cock.

dude i loved sucking your dads cock last night good thing i go to the university of texas

by hate tejas August 27, 2008

The Texas Twister

The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.

After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.

by luke February 17, 2005

Battleground Texas

A far-left, progressive organization sent to destroy Texas by making it the next Detroit, and subsequently establishing a Democratic dictatorship in the U.S.

Lots of money flowing to Wendy Davis' campaign for Battleground Texas.

by freedomkrinkles April 29, 2014

Texas Chilibowl

When one takes a diarrhea dump into another person's spread open, upwards facing, rectum. The dumper then proceeds to eat the contents out of the rectum with a spoon or spork depending on how chunky the chili was.

Guy: Baby, my love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in.
Girl: Oh yeah? Then it's time for a Texas Chilibowl!

by Lester Chunks May 27, 2008

Borger, Texas

A small suburb of Amarillo Texas, this town is a great example of the "redneck" lifestyle. Including bored police, a rundown mainstreet, and a wal-mart, this is any outgoing human's nightmare.

High School Kid: Hey I'm going to college

Borgan: uhh, what be this cool ige you takin bout. Here in Borger, Texas we don't do dat kindu stoof

by geoffisbored May 08, 2006