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Homeless Scott

The art of always being that guy that say dude, I forgot my wallet can you spot me......and having a scruffly ass i havent shavent in a year beard
yo homeless scott that nigga still owes me 6 buck
by anal lube March 22, 2005
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Scottish Milkshake

The act of mixing semen, coffee, and whiskey together and then chugging it with your butthole.
Old Pete got so wasted last night, the bloody fool recieved a scottish milkshake.

Oh Bloody hell! Not a scottish milkshake!
by skeetskeetboomboom April 30, 2009
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Scott Peterson

fucking dick who murdered his wife and unborn child because he was secretly a fag
dude 1: did you hear about Scott Peterson?
dude 2: yeah, what a fucking dick!
by puss eater July 26, 2009
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Scott

To rape, pillage and desecrate a woman's vagina or anus with your penis in the doggy position, all the while punching her in the kidneys. Then when she wakes up, you hug her goodbye and wish her well.
1)In 2007 Penn State Football player, Austin Scott, prowled the bars of State College, spotted a very drunk and disorderly coed and dragged her back to his apartment. Once they arrived he waited til she fell asleep then lasched out, scotting her virgin pussy in a rage caused by lack of reparations. After she awoke from her pleasant slumber, Austin gave her a hug and wished her well in repairing her Rectal Prolapse.

2) Last night I totally made that bitch cry when I scotted her.
by JoeHomesy1 October 23, 2008
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Scottie

Adjective. Being unexplainable in stupidity.
Person A- _____ came out of the closet!

Person B - What does that mean?

Person A- Oh my God! You're such a freaking Scottie!

Person B- I am not!
by ^.^ Molls (= March 29, 2010
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Scott

A large mass of red or orange pubes. usually on a male.
by Scotty_Sucks_CaysDork January 17, 2009
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Michael Scott

To act as Michael Scott.
to be cheesy, narcissistic, cringy, silly, and extremely obnoxious.
stop being such a Michael Scott!
by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019
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