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Jacksonville Spaghetti

When a male eats a tub of Play- Doh, squats over a females mouth, puts a Play- Doh spaghetti strainer over his butthole, and shits into the females mouth
Dude, my girlfriend wouldn’t stop telling me she was hungry, so I gave her some of my homemade Jacksonville Spaghetti.
by Under table rim jobs April 20, 2018
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neon spaghetti

A minimum of 6"2' male who wears brightly colored clothing and has a penis the length down to his kneecap.
Wow! We hooked up last night and he had a real neon spaghetti.
by CoAsArKa November 29, 2017
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Cold Spaghetti

Out of style, not cool anymore, not trending, totally uncool.
Dude #1: Hey, dude! Did you see my new video about fidget spinners?
Dude #2: Oh, you still like fidget spinners? Dude, that's cold spaghetti.
by GamingDudester December 4, 2017
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Blood Spaghetti

When a girl fucks a dude with a strap-on, forcing his anus to prolapse, then proceeding to suck on it like its a noodle
" Me and Dave tried the blood spaghetti move. That shit looked like lady and the tramp."
by IoitaCelt237 December 23, 2017
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Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.
"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
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Caveman Spaghetti

Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes
Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti

Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”
by Make a religion out of this November 8, 2018
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Super Spaghetti September

Spaghetti only, exceptions are 5 snacks in total.

- Related to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December

-5 snacks in total, if more than 5 snacks int total, you failed.

-Breakfast - SPaghetti
-Lunch - Spaghetti
-Supper - SPaghetti

-NOT recommended for people on diets or dislike spaghetti or other.

-enjoy the spaghetti my buddy
Dude 1: Yo bro, how are you on Super Spaghetti September?
Dude 2: I'm doing good, 1 more day to go! you?
Dude 1: I failed already :(
Dude 2: Aw, come on, Don't be sad, you can try next time!
by ANameCuzICan'tThey'reTaken November 9, 2018
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