The biggest and most cancerous game in the counter-strike series to date! You'll find just about every emotion in this ball of absolute and utter autism called csgo for short. Whether you find yourself fending off wallers or aimbotters you are guaranteed to blow a head gasket. Maybe fancy yourself some casual? There you can find an assortment of terrible players who you couldn't possibly think would actually be having fun considering they are so bad at the game but alas before you press that mic key you are drowned out by the thousands of 6-12 year olds with aspergers spamming the mic with "dank memes" got a sick inventory? Well you must be Global right? HahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHDJFJICIGKFNFKTIGOGLFMFK........where did I go wrong?
Me: what's the diagnosis Doctor?
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO
by Mmmmcereal June 3, 2016
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2.) Wegmans' encouragement to strive for five servings of fruit per day.
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1.) "Mike, does dust come out of your dick at the end of the day?"
2.) "Hey kids, Strive For Five servings of fruit per day! Here's an apple."
2.) "Hey kids, Strive For Five servings of fruit per day! Here's an apple."
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by Raoul Duke February 1, 2004
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guy: hey, who have you been sucking to get that skunk stripe down the front of your shirt.
girl: that's not cum, it's yogurt that dribbled down my shirt.
girl: that's not cum, it's yogurt that dribbled down my shirt.
by justicetoteach February 5, 2010
Get the skunk stripe mug.One who wears striped clothing to indicate to others that they are mad. Referring metaphorically to their brain lapsing in and out of 'normality'. Often seen hanging around local nightspots looking for trouble. Usually travel alone but may congregate with other stripers during the festive season. Can be vertical, horizontal, thick, thin, even pin.
by Club Anzac Stripers November 9, 2008
Get the striper mug.When you go down on a female on her period and with your teeth remove the tampon by the string. Once the tampon is removed in a horizontal motion shake your head to get the blood in a striped fashion on your face thus giving you tiger stripes.
by Tylern October 19, 2017
Get the Tiger Stripes mug.The strike zone a girls body from her knees to her chest. In other words a butter face. The girl has rocking body from her legs to her chest but her face is less than appetizing.
Ryan: Tom would you do that girl?
Tom: I would do her based on her strike zone legs great boobs great face less than average.
Ryan: Yeah you are right her face sucks...but damn tell that girl she has three strikes cause that strike zone is rocking.
Tom: I would do her based on her strike zone legs great boobs great face less than average.
Ryan: Yeah you are right her face sucks...but damn tell that girl she has three strikes cause that strike zone is rocking.
by jorskbomb91 June 22, 2011
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