Fucking a girl on her period, nutting into her vagina, and drinking the mixture of semen and period blood.
"Hey man I'm going to my girls house, you want anything to drink?" "Yeah make me a Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail."
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My girl asked me to give her a chocolate strawberry slimjim but i didnt know what it was! Good thing theres a definition now
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