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Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail

Fucking a girl on her period, nutting into her vagina, and drinking the mixture of semen and period blood.
"Hey man I'm going to my girls house, you want anything to drink?" "Yeah make me a Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail."
by remjob2 June 10, 2017
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Majira Strawberry

by DragonMesser May 27, 2018
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squashed strawberry alley cat

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."
a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.
by butterballs January 21, 2009
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naughty strawberry

Look at Philip mincing about in the garden. What a naughty Strawberry
by Stuie August 11, 2005
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bald strawberry

A red headed person (Ginger) with no pubic hair.
I got this burly Ginger home last night, but it turns out he was a bald strawberry.
by buffalohides January 2, 2014
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chocolate strawberry slimjim

When you fuck somebodys ass so hard your cock gets covered in shit and blood and you yell snap into a slimjim like macho man randy savage and you slide your cock into there mouth.
My girl asked me to give her a chocolate strawberry slimjim but i didnt know what it was! Good thing theres a definition now
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
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Chocolate Covered Strawberry

A universal ass plug dipped from a pussy on a period into a poopy butthole
Daddy, come taste my chocolate covered strawberry
by Hammershlagen April 27, 2022
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