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'A Standing'

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'
by Rightmond November 29, 2022
mugGet the 'A Standing'mug.

Standing O

An orgasm you get while standing
She deserves a standing O for that back massage she gave me earlier.
by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016
mugGet the Standing Omug.

Stand on the bee

Stand on the bee to put it out of its misery e.g. don’t prolong its suffering
Melissa: I’m sick if Ethan asking me out, I’ve told him I’m not interested

Jenny: stand on the bee, he’ll leave you alone then
by Beezkneez May 5, 2020
mugGet the Stand on the beemug.

man stand

a position fuck boys stand in with their legs spead apart holding their dicks and staring off into space
by littytitty123 December 17, 2017
mugGet the man standmug.

Standing Guillotine

Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!
Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
mugGet the Standing Guillotinemug.

standing on business

where you not going for no bs, you not letting no hoe/nigga get over on you. This happens mostly in relationships.
“The hoe was playing with me like I was dumb, so i blocked her. I was standing on business.”
by denisé November 21, 2023
mugGet the standing on businessmug.

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