The mark or bruise left after slapping a girl forcefully with your dick. (Usually after oral sexual intercourse)
Guy 1: Dude! Look at your girlfriend's face!!
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, thats nothing just mushroom stamped her last night. No biggy.
Guy 1: Holy fuck man! That had to hurt!
Guy 2: Yeah, just at first.
(Both laugh)
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, thats nothing just mushroom stamped her last night. No biggy.
Guy 1: Holy fuck man! That had to hurt!
Guy 2: Yeah, just at first.
(Both laugh)
by MattDiver March 21, 2011
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the ensuing mark placed on a human forehead, the result of a female smacking her vaginal lips onto said forehead. must be conducted by female with excessivly long "drapes". the female-generated form of the mushroom stamp. name give for the resemblance to slapping a patch of skin with a turkey's wattle (excess skin around/under the neck/beak). A distant cousing to the french dip.
the ensuing mark placed on a human forehead, the result of a female smacking her vaginal lips onto said forehead. must be conducted by female with excessivly long "drapes". the female-generated form of the mushroom stamp. name give for the resemblance to slapping a patch of skin with a turkey's wattle (excess skin around/under the neck/beak). A distant cousing to the french dip.
She leaned in for the french dip but then opted to slam her giner onto my forehead, giving me one hell of a turkey stamp that lasted a week!!
by roach, Guuder, B to the Z July 20, 2008
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Get the stamped mug.The act of "stamping" and individual with the wet tip of one's penis (usually due to a mix of semen and vaginal secretions), preferably on the forehead. Similar to a mushroom stamp only juicer and more degrading.
"What happened last night? I feel terrible and there's some sort of funky residue on my face. Did somebody give me a Wet Stamp?
by the dude abides April 30, 2012
Get the Wet Stamp mug.The act of defecating on your partners breasts. Then proceeding to lower and dip your ball sack onto the feces, rubbing the poo around. Then you take your poo coated sack and gently stamp it on your partners forhead twice in two different directions to resemble the 4 leafs of a clover. For a finishing touch use your index finger and swipe a poo line down the bridge of her nose creating the stem of the 4 leaf clover.
Last night I took a poo on my girlfriends chest, but it was our anniversary and I had to do something special so I gave that bitch an Irish Chocolate Stamp.
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