Sponge

A nickname for a small, random female person.

Hey Sponge, you are too damn short!

Hayley, your new name is Sponge cause you are small and random.

by ¿Uno? May 18, 2005

Spongebob

When you are with a women and having relations and when you are about to come, you do it in her socks and then she puts them on.

Last night I gave her a 'spongebob' and she didn't know until she put her socks on to leave

by Rook360 October 14, 2008

The SpongeBob

The 'SpongeBob' look, taken from the the character name and American animated T.V series/ Media Franchise,'SpongeBob SquarePants'.It is used best to describe someone who has a square shaped upper body with no waist, but very skinny legs. Hot on the heals of the Muffin Top due to the low rise jeans explosion, this is a look that should be avoided at all costs!

"you have such fantastic legs..but that outfit makes you look a bit SpongeBob.."
"Those metallic leggings are fierce!!..but the jumper on top makes you look too SpongeBob!"
The SpongeBob is NEVER a good look ladies (or gents).

by Miss Marvel November 10, 2008

Bullet Sponge

An overused term that the normies of COD and Battlefields like to throw around to diss Looter Games like The Division or Warframe, even though themselves never understand the concept of Looter Games and/or too lazy to grind their asses out for better equipment.

Enthusiast: Hey, have you ever played Warframe before?
Trend Seeker: Uh, isn't that the game which has a lot of bullet sponge enemies?
Enthusiast: Have you been playing COD recently?

by thatguywhoplayfgo February 4, 2019

Wet sponge

A very wet vagina. A term used for extremely horny females who are ready to take their pants off.

Can be used as a verb as well.

I only talked to her for 5 minutes and she already had a "wet sponge" for me.

I thought her water broke but she just had a really "wet sponge."

She was "wet sponging" all over the place. I heard she was in 3 different orgies at the same time.

by crawfisch March 6, 2012

Weasel Sponge

The textile that my Grandmother uses to cleans and remove fecal matter from her godess body.

"Grandma, where is your weasel sponge?"

by Sherlock March 28, 2003

Quantum Sponge

A cutie who has an amazing sense of humor but 99% of the time they are a complete moron

"Man you are acting like such a Quantum Sponge right now"

by Quantum_Sponge February 27, 2021