son of a bitch

this is not a insult directly to the person. this is calling one or both of their parents a bitch

you son of a bitch no wonder you turned out like this

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022

Son of Whoopty and Bleucheeze

An Egyptian coctik jew that is the younger brother of two piece and disciple of Justin Bieber. He is a "competent" driver that doesn't leave the house without his trusty Kentucky fried cooch and chevy earbuds and believes in the church of goose. He enjoys kidnapping freshmen(he a senior) and forcing them to feed him grapes in his pyramid while listening to Bankroll Hayden and anime otaku music.

Son of whoopty and Bleucheeze: asks whoopty and Bleucheeze to drive on highway, ellos gritan "rebota ese culo"

by Dr. Crevasse crustation March 26, 2024

My Son

(Noun) A title applied to a stranger when people-watching, said to a fellow people-watcher without subject’s knowledge to indicate subject’s presence is a caricature of the moment that is endearing, comical, or otherwise entertaining.

“That guy with a 2 foot mustache and a monocle sitting on the ground at the bus stop and staring into a puddle- It’s my son!”

“That family next table over at this Waffle House - they’re ALL crosseyed. My sons!”

“Yo he looks like Santa Claus. My son!”

“Look over there, it’s my son!’

by Misghelli September 19, 2023

Tree's son

when a perons pp is so big that it looks like a baby tree

damn son whered you find that.

Tree's son

by GiantPPMaster March 16, 2022

son of a hoover

When you buy your Mum a hoover for no reason

Damn you son of a hoover

by CanYouHandleThisHandle July 10, 2017

Son-figure

Someone you treat or see like a son, even if they’re not biologically yours; a younger male person you guide, protect, or mentor.

Ever since I started training at the dojo, Sensei Lee treats me like his son-figure; he scolds me, guides me, and somehow still lets me steal his snacks

by Last Universal Common Ancestor September 3, 2025

Sons

Three brothers that were born out of love from 2 hearts .3 male offspring of ta couple brought to existence by luv, not a chance to relive lives & triumphs or avoid mistakes. But give new life , new chances, to make their own mistakes, so they may have new triumphs and parents take no credit , just take pleasure in watching love , in the form of human life that they give unconditional love to, knowing the love they shared for so long, before his mental illness destroyed the indestructible, butb their love remains whole & infinite amounts of promise and potential, not necessarily to discover a cure for cancer or lead humanity into space exploration or anything more than driving a rig filled with groceries and miles of memories, or a mechanic that takes whats broken and through care and desire and effort makes it new again, or a still unknown future that regardless of what others might say is extraordinary like E=Mc² but equally as important L=ove 4 ♾ . The parents already aware of their extraordinary abilities to be loving and kind thoughtful humans to any and all this. These male offspring born from love that was an actual wish on a star that came true, are undefined and unlabeled because to do so would limit them to those things so they are just my sons that burn Bright as all the suns in the universe together.

my sons stole my shoes and if I can't have my shoes Karen can't have her mother and my sons also must always remember one thing about me.

by Thebiggestloser369 September 9, 2023