smugglenuffin

-to nuzzle vigorously

Brie just totally smugglenuffined me.

by shes no android November 14, 2006

snigglewhippin

Snigglewhippin is a term used to describe a failed mating attempt by two equally inadequate southern-striped turtles.

Also used to describe a savage beating incurred by a gang of vicious Mongoloids using only #2 pencils.

Those turtles are snigglewhippin.

Wow you got snigglewhipped hard last night.

Man, I hope I don't get snigglewhipped by those guys over there...

by DoodleDooDaDay March 21, 2010

cunt sluggler

someone who takes a long time to get pussy.

Jorge is a cunt sluggler!

by Bobert22 January 22, 2009

GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 24, 2011

Cactus Smuggler

he whom loves his plants a bit rought round the edges...

and filled with yummy liquid!

"cactus smuggling? what are yeh? a prick?!?!"

by thelazygeko May 25, 2004

sniggle

a genital part found on a male. usually small, but possibly big and bulbous. hairy and sticky when excited.

XscottX has a nice sniggle that I would love to place in my asshole.

by XjimmyX April 29, 2005

Snugglebus

When you're having sex with someone doggy style and a man comes behind you and tickles your balls.

When I was in England, I planned to get drunk and fuck but it turned out to be a snugglebus.

by Rakime Nagatod March 24, 2004