dusty snack

someone who used to look hot/attractive

You see that old mug shot of Mike Epps? With his dusty snack ass.

by ihandledis December 11, 2017

Boston snack

A very small penis

“His penis was barely a mouthful, just a Boston snack”

by mockish March 16, 2024

Protecting the snacks

When an obese woman or friend of an attractive girl habitually or rudely cock blocks guys from meeting or introducing themselves to the eligible woman.

That miserable woman at the bar is protecting the snacks, she’s not letting anybody talk to her bff.

by Stone Cold FeeFee August 4, 2025

Butt Snack

Someone who is very annoying and very sour. Like eating a pile of poop.

Hannah: “she’s such a Butt Snack!”
Stella: “right? She’s awfully rude!”
Hannah: “ when I talk to her it’s like eating a treat from your butt!”

by Ihatevb May 18, 2025

Snack Potato

An inanimate object, not designed for the purpose, that has been inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.

Jeremy often used his wristwatch as a snack potato while he masturbates.

by eins December 22, 2020

gutter snack

The crust chips left on the outside of a prostitutes vagina.

A eat before you skeet special that runs down both curbs.
The snack that smiles back. "With missing teeth".

Dale would have bought taco truck but he got a burner on his lip from those gutter snacks.

by STDfree December 5, 2017

Snack

Maya, a delicious person who’s hair looks amazing after dance.

damn, i’m really in the mood for a good snack (maya)

by smallfrailboy July 30, 2018