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Glasgow Smile

Two-razor blades taped at one end, with a matchstick stuck in the middle so the two blades seperate, to form a shape similar to this: <. The instrument is then used to slice the face of the victim, leaving thick, pasta-like strands of flesh, that will most definitly scar.
Dylan gave a Glasgow Smile to the stupid bitch.
by Dylan Lamb December 17, 2003
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get your smile on

To break out into an uncontrolable smile after eating a bag of really food chips
Photograoher: Say Cheese Timmy!
Timmy: frowns
parents: open a bag of Lays Cheddar and sour cream potato chips
Timmy: CHEESE! *grins*

Lays, git your smile Oooon!
by rggagag May 13, 2005
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coke and a smile

Man, I had a coke and a smile last night, it looked right.
by John John October 17, 2003
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philadelphia smile

Is when someone picks a victim (esp. for racial reasons) and places the victim's jaw on the curb of a sidewalk and usually ends up killing the person by smashing their head by the stump of the foot.
The scene from American History X, when Edward Norton stumps the African American male's jaw on the curb from the head is an example of a "Philadelphia Smile".
by CS Buchanan July 15, 2006
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Chelsea Smile

To place the open mouth of any person, excluding Chelsea Londoners on the kerbing of a road and stamp on the back of the victim's head, causing their cheek skin to tear and bleed. This followed by a kicking to the face and/or chest/stomach.
I'll give that Daz a fuckin 'chelsea smile' outside the chippy after the match.
by Sacha Baron Cohen June 4, 2005
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samoan smile

When your doing your girl and she is about to 'O" face and you swipe your finger from the bottom to the top of your ass and wipe it right on her upper lip right before she cums. and watch her give you the best smile ever.
When your doing your girl and she is about to 'O" face and you swipe your finger from the bottom to the top of your ass and wipe it right on her upper lip right before she cums. and watch her give you the samoan smile.
by samoas friend March 7, 2010
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