not safe

A male/female who is chubby right now, but guaranteed to blow up in the future if you marry them.

"She's got a pretty face, but look at her muffin tops pushing out of her pants. Definitely not safe dude."

by immoral 1 April 13, 2009

Fail-Safe

The greatest film in history. "Fail-Safe" was a perfect production crossed with an ultimate cast. Made in 1964 it may have saved the planet. It showed what might happen if the "nuke 'em' system" fucked-up. Fail-Safe sobered its audiences. It made the world more "nuclear smart." Writers Burdick and Heller haunted the world with their view of a possibly tragic future.

You're the president of the United States. Your bombers have "blown past" their "fail-safe points" in a tragic error. As you and your translator "sweat blood," end of the world destiny unfolds right before your very eyes in "Fail-Safe."

by the pro from Dover May 11, 2011

Safety Death

when someone is going to die, but then... they don't because they are safe!

This person didn't die cos of the law of safety death: Jesus Christ, our lord and saviour... WORSHIP ME!!!!!!!!

by blinkiblinka February 6, 2007

fail safe

a ripped or broken latex condom

"<pant pant> Sorry about the fail safe, honey"

by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

safe yeah

The sarcastic form of the term 'Safe', to describe a bad situation or comment. Often said after 'Aw'.

a twat - I copied your style
you - Aw safe yeah!

by Em November 4, 2004

safe

chav-slang.
1.used to describe people who are nice
2.something good thats happened.
3.just to say hi

1. hes safe he is.

2. 99% in the test. safe.

3. safe, hows it hangin?

by ...hana... June 11, 2006

safe

"safe"'s actual definitions are the following:

1. to sarcastically describe an event or person that has once occured
2. while observing an event or person, describing their appearance or actions

1. PERSON 1-"listen here, fu*king kelly slept with jacob and got fu*king HPV."
PERSON 2-"oh, safe."

2. PERSON 1-"dude, what the hell is that girl doing?"
PERSON 2-"um, it looks like she's drunk and throwing up all over your mom's new carpet."
PERSON 1-"fu*king safe."

by courtneyholla January 14, 2008