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the stupid show

group of idiots that makes comedy videos
by The Stupid Show August 1, 2003
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show-mance

Based on the term "Romance". It is fundamentaly based on the act of using the opposite sex, without any sexual relations. Flirting is a great way to keep a show-mance without the actual act of fornification. Can be used to decribe the act of "show-mancing" or the actual person "the show-mance".
Dude, I'm going to show-mance that chick to buy me drinks all night.

Dude, I'll intro you to the show-mance tonight. She's a real douche.
by christopherjames September 26, 2006
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show-n-tell

When scumbags who ride the Baltimore MTA decide to show off their hardward; exchanging guns in an attempt to intimidate the other passengers. The participants will often eye-up the other passengers while smiling and sneering at them with the occasional, "what the fuck you look'n at motherfucker"
I was so scared after show-n-tell, that I had to go piss behind the woods in the parking lot after I got of the train.
by Mr. Asshole March 23, 2007
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real horror show

From the book "A Clockwork Orange": a good thing or something cool to look upon
I bashed him in the mouth and the blood started to flow, real horror show like...
by sohigh4219 April 17, 2005
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show your ass

Used to describe when someone tries to elevate themselves and ends up exposing their ignorance (or flaws, etc).

The further an unsuitable person is promoted, the more obvious his inadequacies become. In various more or less polite forms.
"Way to show your ass, broham. You really are an Internet Tough Guy. "

The filthe of her foli aperith more, as the filthe of the hynd partis of an ape aperith more, whanne he stieth climbs on high.
- c 1395 Wyclif Bible (1850) Proverbs iii. 35 (gloss)

He doth like the ape that the higher he clymbes the more he shows his ars.

-c 1594 Bacon Promus 102

The higher you climb, the more you shew your A—.

-1743 Pope Dunciad iv. 157 (note)

The higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows of his tail. - various
by Harry_Manback October 18, 2009
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Art Show Perv

Someone who goes to art shows and hits on the displays, such as sculptures of women or even men.
"Hey John, what are you doing to that sculpture!?"
"Oh he's just an art show perv."
by Drew V April 1, 2008
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showed my ass

A figurative expression of rage.
"I showed my ass at the airport yesterday when they canceled my flight to Denver"
by Dr. Jodi M February 12, 2010
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