semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

seeching

a mix between simp and leeching: When you try to steal an other person's simps by hanging out with or become mutuals with them.

e-girl 1: "can you feauture me on ur onlyfans account?"

e-girl 2: "no, stop seeching"

by KatiaManagan April 20, 2020

Semen

The Indonesian language for cement

Joni:Hey,hand me that semen!
Andi:You wanna build stuff again?

by Burikman July 3, 2020

Selectivist

A person who only advocates political causes when it involves them

Did you see Magartu at the rally?

Yeah I did but I don’t buy it, she’s a selectivist

by Wetsuweten July 23, 2020

Semen

Jizz

Britney is a semen guzzling whore

by Meme Lord 69420 May 11, 2020

selective bitch

Much like the term ‘selective hearing’, selective bitch is when a female chooses who she is bitchy towards, or where and when she would like to be bitchy.

She was such a bitch about it then, but now, she doesn’t seem to care, talk about a a selective bitch.

by Dooong May 14, 2020

Select Streaks

Written on the bottom of a Snapchat on a raunchy picture that you only want to send to some people you're chill with and know you well.

High as a kite rn (select streaks)

by Heyitsj000 June 3, 2020