60 Second Vacation

Falling asleep on public transportation.

“Sorry I’m late, I took a 60 second vacation and missed my stop.”

by Head Bed December 25, 2018

second wave prefect

A lowly prefect who only got the gig second time round. They are second-class citizens, and the lowest of the low. Zero rights, and no intelligence. Avoid at all costs

"Ugh, that Riley, he's such a second wave prefect."
"That's such a second wave thin to do."

by Urie_tarded69420 December 9, 2021

Freedom's Per Second

Blasting taliban with a machine-gun

Gay Tony: Holy shit we're getting shot at by taliban
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.

by JoeShmoeBFuckinYourHoe November 9, 2019

Two seconds thick

Refers to something that is very thin.

Nancy's hair is two seconds thick.

by Cocoa J November 1, 2018

second hand stink

Going into a bathroom after someone takes a nasty dump.

I hope no one blames me for a "second hand stink" I just took a piss.

by Speedway13 January 31, 2018

Second-hand alcohol

Consuming alcohol that someone else has already consumed.

Kissing someone who has just taken a shot and receiving second-hand alcohol.

by yourepapermache November 1, 2014

second hand drinking

when a sober person pretends to be drunk or acts stupid among drunk people

is that guy drunk?
no, it's just second hand drinking

by slashthenoob May 8, 2010