strawberry system

lil gay people, loves star sys, hates blueberries, loves strawberries, yassssss

NO, strawberry system

by Strawberrysys May 28, 2022

Expired Strawberry Yogurt

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.

Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey

by Samuelthehoe August 11, 2022

strawberry fluff

When a hot ass girl gets licked out by a hot ass boy while on her period with an unshaven fairy

Sam: did you pull our friend's amazingly sexy younger sister last night?

Jake: yeah, you know, just a bit of strawberry fluff, the usual, she's hot

by masterofbootygoals April 14, 2015

strawberry vice

When your partner clamps your penis between their knees and squeezes as hard as they can. If applied for sufficient time, the bellend will resemble a strawberry.

Geraldine did the strawberry vice on me last night. Uncanny!

by Trumptonvicar July 20, 2017

strawberry fruli

When you stick a few strawberries into a girls vagina, fuck her, then drink all the juices that come out. Also a type of beer.

I just hit the grocery store so I can strawberry Fruli Daniella tonight!

by Brownrobbie December 06, 2017

Strawberry Eclair

After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!

My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.

by BallBatter February 27, 2018

Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry

The reverse of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of shitting inside of your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover shit ON your prolapsed anus. The feces-covered pink mass dangling out of your ass thus resembles a chocolate strawberry.

"Ricky thought it be funny to shit on my Pink Sock. This is one gnarly Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry."

by Jay Shepherd May 27, 2023